JOE; What’s that?
CHARLIE; I screwed up a date.
JOE; How?
CHARLIE; I came late, so she turned me down.
JOE [smiled]; So what did you do?
CHARLIE; I apologized, but...
JOE; You what!?
CHARLIE; I apologized.
JOE; Why did?
CHARLIE; I screwed up.
JOE; Ok, so did she forgive you?
CHARLIE; nope, she was head-strong.
JOE; That is why you shouldn’t apologize without knowing whom you are about to date. Where did you debug her?
CHARLIE; Debug?
JOE; Yeah, debug.
CHARLIE; Why debug?
JOE; Cause you just dug her out from somewhere.
CHARLIE; What are you talking about?
JOE; She have no respect for you, not even for the first day. I mean, how did you come in contact with such a mentally retarded person?
CHARLIE; On tagged.com.
JOE; Did you have a nice chat with her, before proposing to date her?
CHARLIE; Yeah.
JOE; The why did she just turn you down because you where late? By the way, hour
many minutes late?
CHARLIE; Six.
JOE; Did she call you and ask you if you are still coming when you were late? I mean, did you give her your phone number?
CHARLIE; Yeah, I gave her.
JOE; What was the chat you had with her?
CHARLIE; We talked about our family background and some dirty things.
JOE; And you did not bother asking her about her likes and dislikes, or what she hates most about dating before proposing to date her arse?
CHARLIE; I forgot.
JOE; Or you thought it was not necessary?
CHARLIE; Jes...I forgot.
JOE; So what did you want?
CHARLIE; I want to know how to date almost any female.
JOE; During online chat, be sure not to forget about asking her about her likes and dislikes, if she is not precise, than you have to make her be by asking her about her dating nightmare or likes and dislikes.
CHARLIE; Ok.
JOE; How dirty was your chat?
CHARLIE; I gave her nice answers to her questions and...
JOE; You gave her precise answers?
CHARLIE; Yeap.
JOE; You failed.
CHARLIE; How!?
JOE; You have to keep her suspended, she have to figure out the precise answers from your blunt and indirect replies or answers. And don’t permit her ask you too many questions, you ask her too many questions; control the game kid. Talk with her like she is your kid sister, approach her she is your best friend, make her feel relax and wanton.
CHARLIE; Hey, can I get some examples?
JOE; Sure, you may want to ask her these questions, “what is your real name”, if her profile, yahoo or windows ID is some kind of a nick name, stuff like that. ”where are you from”, if you don’t know; “tell me about you”, “tell me about your family”, “how old are you?”, if it is not in her profile; “what’s your height?”, “what’s your burst size?”...I mean, things like that turns most of them on.
CHARLIE; Really?
JOE; Yeah, really. And as she gives the answers, you try to make jokes with it, try to make her happy, laugh. I mean, try to make her want to meet you, she might even propose to date you before you do. And you can as well try to offend her to see her reaction.
CHARLIE; Hey dude, I want examples. Be real with me.
JOE; When she tells you her height, if she is short, then you can say “wow, looks like your short”, “hell no!, you are my the only short friend I have”. If she is tall, then you can do it in the reverse. Or you might want to make those jokes with her burst size...
CHARLIE; That would be sexy.
JOE; You see, try to be a man here. After you must have made all these jokes and dirty things, even after offending her and apologizing politely, she would not turn you down on the date thing.
CHARLIE; How do I apologize politely?
JOE; Jes...come on! Are you twisted now?
CHARLIE; No! I am not.
JOE; You look sick.
CHARLIE; If you don’t stop all those horse shit, I am going to tear that textbook apart now.
JOE; Are you threatening me?
CHARLIE; It looks that way.
JOE; Dude, haven’t you apologized to a girl before, I mean, looking into her eyes and saying “I am sorry”. You should do that, as if you are looking into her eyes from that chat conversation. If you put yourself in that shoes, you will do some wonderful and fantastic apology, even with your own words.
CHARLIE; So what should I do to get her back?
JOE; Don’t be a kid. Move on, get another date-mate.
CHARLIE; What if she comes back?
JOE; TO chat with you, or date you?
CHARLIE; Both.
JOE; She is always welcomed to chat with you, but not to screw you up again on that date thing; she’s going to make you look as if you are desperate to date her.
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