BEN; Hey guys, I just came across this word "MILF", what does it mean?
CHARLIE; Are you sure you want to know?
JOE; I don't think he wants to know.
BEN; I just asked.
CHARLIE; Mum I Like To F*ck.
BEN; What!?
JOE; That is it.
BEN; That is what?
CHARLIE; MILF!
BEN; Ok, that's funny.
JOE; Really?
BEN; Yeah.
CHARLIE; Why are you asking?
BEN; A lady is asking me out, when I tried to know why, she told me she likes me. After some few discussions, she then told me that she is a MILF.
JOE; Why didn't you ask her what she meant?
BEN; I don't think I should.
CHARLIE; You just played like you know what she meant.
BEN; Yeah. So what do you guys think?
JOE; You are fine.
CHARLIE; What!?
BEN; What do she actually want?
JOE; She wants something deep, real deep.
CHARLIE; I think the meaning of MILF just told you.
BEN; Wow, wow, wow, I don't get it.
JOE; Get what, dude!?
CHARLIE; You will be her sex provider.
BEN; What do you mean "sex provider"?
JOE; You will always be there when she is wet.
BEN; Always?
CHARLIE; Yeah, it is going to be your occupation.
BEN; A "sex provider"?
JOE; Yeah, you sound new.
BEN; But I see many guys like us date such older lady, is it that thse ladies are all on this MILF thing?
CHARLIE; Nope.
JOE; Some are cougars and some are nanny.
BEN; Only?
CHARLIE; Nope, those are the few popular one around here.
BEN; Ok. But I thought a cougar is an animal in the cat family.
JOE; Yeah, me too.
CHARLIE; But it's not.
JOE; It is an older lady also, but this time not bent on sex.
BEN; But she wants it?
CHARLIE; Yeah.
BEN; So what is she bent on?
CHARLIE; She just wants a younger lover...
JOE; A cub, some call it.
CHARLIE; ...to love and to pamper and to touch her, sometimes.
BEN; And a nanny?
CHARLIE; She is such a lady, but spends more money on you like she is buying you off.
BEN; They are cool.
JOE; Yeah, I think so.
CHARLIE; You should be asking which is the coolest.
BEN; Then which is the coolest?
JOE; A nanny.
CHARLIE; A cougar.
BEN; Then what is wrong with the MILF? I think I like that one.
CHARLIE; You want to be a f*cklicant, right?
BEN; Yeah.
JOE; You should note that they all are f*ckalbe.
CHARLIE; Yeah.
BEN; Can I get a recap?
CHARLIE; Yeah, I think so.
JOE; They are all above 40.
CHARLIE; The cougar ranges from 40 to 47; location depends.
JOE; The MILF ranges from 40 to infinity.
BEN; Wow, that's deep.
CHARLIE; Sounds like you have an aim.
JOE; The nanny ranges the same as for the cougar.
BEN; So, what about appearing with them on a social event?
CHARLIE; It sounds good, it looks good and it feels good.
JOE; Everyone will be forced to see you as a big guy, a kick arse dude.
BEN; This sounds kinky.
CHARLIE; Hey guy.
BEN; Yeah.
CHARLIE; Give her the green light.
BEN; Sure.
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