Sunday, March 21, 2010

Cougar, Sugar mum, MILF....whatever.

BEN; Hey guys, I just came across this word "MILF", what does it mean?


CHARLIE; Are you sure you want to know?


JOE; I don't think he wants to know.


BEN; I just asked.


CHARLIE; Mum I Like To F*ck.


BEN; What!?


JOE; That is it.


BEN; That is what?


CHARLIE; MILF!


BEN; Ok, that's funny.


JOE; Really?


BEN; Yeah.


CHARLIE; Why are you asking?


BEN; A lady is asking me out, when I tried to know why, she told me she likes me. After some few discussions, she then told me that she is a MILF.


JOE; Why didn't you ask her what she meant?


BEN; I don't think I should.


CHARLIE; You just played like you know what she meant.


BEN; Yeah. So what do you guys think?


JOE; You are fine.


CHARLIE; What!?


BEN; What do she actually want?


JOE; She wants something deep, real deep.


CHARLIE; I think the meaning of MILF just told you.


BEN; Wow, wow, wow, I don't get it.


JOE; Get what, dude!?


CHARLIE; You will be her sex provider.


BEN; What do you mean "sex provider"?


JOE; You will always be there when she is wet.


BEN; Always?


CHARLIE; Yeah, it is going to be your occupation.


BEN; A "sex provider"?


JOE; Yeah, you sound new.


BEN; But I see many guys like us date such older lady, is it that thse ladies are all on this MILF thing?


CHARLIE; Nope.


JOE; Some are cougars and some are nanny.


BEN; Only?


CHARLIE; Nope, those are the few popular one around here.


BEN; Ok. But I thought a cougar is an animal in the cat family.


JOE; Yeah, me too.


CHARLIE; But it's not.


JOE; It is an older lady also, but this time not bent on sex.


BEN; But she wants it?


CHARLIE; Yeah.


BEN; So what is she bent on?


CHARLIE; She just wants a younger lover...


JOE; A cub, some call it.


CHARLIE; ...to love and to pamper and to touch her, sometimes.


BEN; And a nanny?


CHARLIE; She is such a lady, but spends more money on you like she is buying you off.


BEN; They are cool.


JOE; Yeah, I think so.


CHARLIE; You should be asking which is the coolest.


BEN; Then which is the coolest?


JOE; A nanny.


CHARLIE; A cougar.


BEN; Then what is wrong with the MILF? I think I like that one.


CHARLIE; You want to be a f*cklicant, right?


BEN; Yeah.


JOE; You should note that they all are f*ckalbe.


CHARLIE; Yeah.


BEN; Can I get a recap?


CHARLIE; Yeah, I think so.


JOE; They are all above 40.


CHARLIE; The cougar ranges from 40 to 47; location depends.


JOE; The MILF ranges from 40 to infinity.


BEN; Wow, that's deep.


CHARLIE; Sounds like you have an aim.


JOE; The nanny ranges the same as for the cougar.


BEN; So, what about appearing with them on a social event?


CHARLIE; It sounds good, it looks good and it feels good.


JOE; Everyone will be forced to see you as a big guy, a kick arse dude.


BEN; This sounds kinky.


CHARLIE; Hey guy.


BEN; Yeah.


CHARLIE; Give her the green light.


BEN; Sure.

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