The lift

[On Charlie's way to school]

Jane; Hey Charlie.

Charlie; Hi Jane. Want a lift?

Jane; No thanks.

Charlie; You are trekking.

Jane; Yeah, I know.

Charlie; Why not come in and feel at home?

Jane; This same thing happened the last time and you screwed up.

Charlie; Yeah, I know. It won't happen again.

Jane; Promise?

Charlie; Yeah, I think so.

Jane; No, don't think, just tell me.

Charlie; No, it won't happen again.

Jane; Ok [Entered his car]

[On thier way]

Charlie; So....

Jane; So what?

Charlie; I mean, where am I going to drop you?

Jane; Hello, this is Monday morning, it is school hour. We go to the same school.

Charlie; God, I almost forgot.

Jane [taking a deep breathe]; Really?

Charlie; Yeah. What is that smell?

Jane; What smell?

Charlie; It smells like chicken.

Jane; Where is it coming from?

Charlie; Your position...bring your hand.

Jane; What?

Charlie; Your hand, Chika.

[She did as he said]

Charlie; Wow! Did you do that?

Jane; Do what?

Charlie; Hey, you are not talking to a kid, or a kindagating arsehole. I am a grown arse idiot. I have done this thing before, to many girls.

Jane; Done what?

Charlie; Did you do yourself?

Jane; Do myself what!?

Charlie; Alright, relax. Did you do that?

Jane; Alright, I did.

Charlie; That is awesome! That smells nice, makes me want to eat you.

Jane; You will never see that chance.

Charlie; Really?

Jane; Yeah, really.

Charlie; But how did you do it?

Jane; I was trying to know something about my...

Charlie; ...thing?

Jane; Yeah. I decided to go down on myself.

Charlie; Was it sweet?

Jane; Yeah.

Charlie; I mean, for you doing yourself.

Jane; Not all that. I am not a lesbian.

Charlie; Why not we forget about class and hook-up?

Jane; What! This is just a new dawn, we still have tonight.

Charlie; Really?

Jane; Yeah. How good is he.

Charlie; He is nice.

Jane; How nice, pretty boy?

Charlie; He is bold and strong.

Jane; Like a hose?

Charlie; Yeah, like a hose, a big one.

Jane; How big.

Charlie; I am not a sexologist, so I can't measure it.

Jane; But you want to be my doctor tonight?

Charlie; Of course.

Jane; How big is the hose, fireman?

Charlie; Just calm down. All you have to know now is that is it big enough to put out your fire.

Jane; After class....

Charlie; Yeah, after class. Wow! I still have math.

Jane; Do you want to loose your patient?

Charlie; No, miss.

Jane; Its after class.

[On Charlie's way to school]

Jane; Hey Charlie.

Charlie; Hi Jane. Want a lift?

Jane; No thanks.

Charlie; You are trekking.

Jane; Yeah, I know.

Charlie; Why not come in and feel at home?

Jane; This same thing happened the last time and you screwed up.

Charlie; Yeah, I know. It won't happen again.

Jane; Promise?

Charlie; Yeah, I think so.

Jane; No, don't think, just tell me.

Charlie; No, it won't happen again.

Jane; Ok [Entered his car]

[On thier way]

Charlie; So....

Jane; So what?

Charlie; I mean, where am I going to drop you?

Jane; Hello, this is Monday morning, it is school hour. We go to the same school.

Charlie; God, I almost forgot.

Jane [taking a deep breathe]; Really?

Charlie; Yeah. What is that smell?

Jane; What smell?

Charlie; It smells like chicken.

Jane; Where is it coming from?

Charlie; Your position...bring your hand.

Jane; What?

Charlie; Your hand, Chika.

[She did as he said]

Charlie; Wow! Did you do that?

Jane; Do what?

Charlie; Hey, you are not talking to a kid, or a kindagating arsehole. I am a grown arse idiot. I have done this thing before, to many girls.

Jane; Done what?

Charlie; Did you do yourself?

Jane; Do myself what!?

Charlie; Alright, relax. Did you do that?

Jane; Alright, I did.

Charlie; That is awesome! That smells nice, makes me want to eat you.

Jane; You will never see that chance.

Charlie; Really?

Jane; Yeah, really.

Charlie; But how did you do it?

Jane; I was trying to know something about my...

Charlie; ...thing?

Jane; Yeah. I decided to go down on myself.

Charlie; Was it sweet?

Jane; Yeah.

Charlie; I mean, for you doing yourself.

Jane; Not all that. I am not a lesbian.

Charlie; Why not we forget about class and hook-up?

Jane; What! This is just a new dawn, we still have tonight.

Charlie; Really?

Jane; Yeah. How good is he.

Charlie; He is nice.

Jane; How nice, pretty boy?

Charlie; He is bold and strong.

Jane; Like a hose?

Charlie; Yeah, like a hose, a big one.

Jane; How big.

Charlie; I am not a sexologist, so I can't measure it.

Jane; But you want to be my doctor tonight?

Charlie; Of course.

Jane; How big is the hose, fireman?

Charlie; Just calm down. All you have to know now is that is it big enough to put out your fire.

Jane; After class....

Charlie; Yeah, after class. Wow! I still have math.

Jane; Do you want to loose your patient?

Charlie; No, miss.

Jane; Its after class.