Sunday, March 14, 2010

Pussy Cats in Kuching

Charlie; Hey man.

Joe; Hey.

Charlie; You are scarce.

Joe; Yeah, just hunting.

Charlie; Hunting what?

Joe; Pussy cats.

Charlie; Pussy cats!?

Joe; Yeah.

Charlie; What for?

Joe; Pleasures, you know.

Charlie [smile]; Pleasures.

Joe; Yeah.

Charlie; What kind of pleasures.

Joe; We are in Kuching, right?

Charlie; Of course.

Joe; And there are lots of pussy cats here.

Charlie; Yeap

Joe; then go do some hunting.

Charlie; Get this hunting thing straight, please.

Joe; You know what a p*ssy is?

Charlie; Jesus yes!

Joe; These girls are cats and they’ve got p*ssies.

Charlie; Oh!

Joe; Yeah. There are lots of animal cats here, and so are there lots of pussy cats here.

Charlie; So before I get to the p*ssy, I must get to the cat?

Joe; Not the cat, the pussy cat , dude!

Charlie; Oh the pussy cat. So how many have you tracked down?

Joe; I can’t really count cause I don’t keep records. Three, four, a week.

Charlie; Wow, you are really deep in this pussy cat hunting thing.

Joe; Yeah.

Charlie; Do you hunt older or younger pussy cats or both?

Joe; Hey, dude! A pussy cat is a pussy cat; and I don’t mind the colour either.

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